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Spontaneous Salad Tosser

To show up at a place (most likely a house party) only to eat someone out and leave unanounced
I pulled up to this random house party, met a hot chick, pulled the spontaneous salad tosser and dipped
by Sgt. Pepper himself January 8, 2026
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Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext
by Boofuss January 21, 2026
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Splinter

Four or more turtles
Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild
by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026
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Hack's point

(verb) Did you hear i HACK'S POINTED your mom.
by THE EATER OF DICTIONARIES January 20, 2009
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banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter
by lolghostu August 24, 2016
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Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.
I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.
by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017
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Generation spontaneous

Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing
The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.
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