A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023

by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.
Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!
by anonymous September 7, 2020

by whomereallywho March 8, 2009

"Damn, I just sneezed liked about that dudes dead pet/relative"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"
by rhymeswithleek January 15, 2014
