Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 02, 2022

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike October 22, 2007

Dip sneeze

A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen

Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"

by Not a bitch sneeze August 12, 2015

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 03, 2018

egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 12, 2015

Pussy sneeze

Essentially when a girl squirts

Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you

by Expeditionary April 02, 2021

duke depp’s sneeze

a non existent sneeze.

i just wanna see duke depp’s sneeze 😔

by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021