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smash grip

The love handles on a thick girls back when she bent over doggy style that you can grip onto and smash hard as fuck!!!
Dam bro that thick girl last night had the best smash grips, just locked up and crushed that pussy with the force brov!
by JyahC August 24, 2017
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Smash or Cash

It is esentially smash or pass, although instead there is now money involved. Would you rather smash as in fuck or cash as in take money. The amount must be said by the person who asked the question. This game also has another variation called Smash or Cash negative in which if you don't want to smash (fuck) someone how much money would you fuck them for, or would you Not take the money at all.
Person 1: Smash or Cash? (Points at girl/guy)
Person 2: How much?
Person 1: $200
Person 2: Damn... that's a lot of money, but she sexy af smash.
by Blacksmith00 March 24, 2017
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smash the granny

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.
"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
by Petemeister January 12, 2009
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Mmm Smash

Mmm Smash; is to smash the pelvis on the final thrust during sex the male must smash his penis into the girl as hard and far as he can to shatter, crack, or fracture the woman's pelvis, but this must be the last thrust the man cannot go in another time.
Ahh sorry hun i didn't mean to Mmm Smash You let me call 911.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.
by The PhreakShow November 29, 2009
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smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends
james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.
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Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008
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wanna smash

means want to hug like a friendly way
“hey anna wanna smash?” “sure micheal i would love too smash” *hugs each other*
by wombeater20 June 29, 2022
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