Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.

Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.

by Greg fipher December 31, 2023

Slippery marc

when you dip a midget in olive oil and slop his head in your anus, then you fart him out

-"why are you walking like that?"
-"Slippery marc bro..."
-"oh.... no worry...been there done that..."

by finky malinky May 5, 2023

slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk

"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."

by amster1999 December 17, 2023

Slippery Rabbit Hole

The name of a Alice/Morpheus themed “strip club” on an industrial estate in the outskirts of a low-level town.

Had waaaay to many beers last night and ended up in the Slippery Rabbit Hole getting a lap dance from a stripper with a huge Adam’s Apple called aMANda!

by GoodinBed October 21, 2019

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.

She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!

by Doc Cook August 9, 2021