"My cousin's embarrassing me and trying to pick up a girl on a forum I frequent. Here's his latest post: 'Alrighty, I have to go out with some despicable and ungrammatical *gasp!* friends right now but it was nice meeting you Miss Sourpuss... pussy, for short. See you later, my little pussy.'"
A person with sneaky behavior; typically a teen or young adult who has the mind of a thief. One who takes part in excessive stealing or pilfering. Typically a woman but can also be applied to men.
A person who continues to make the same mistakes over and over. (Typically 5+ times)
A person who cheats the system, someone who forgot to wash themselves for weeks at a time,not because they were lazy...but because they are so fucking filthy and fat.
Fat Man: hey dude!!!!! i just told them i never got it,so they sent me another one.
Diabetic: Thats because your a fucking skeezball!!!!!
1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"