Daddy Sized

something you call someone with a big ass dick

also my friend just said she is daddy sized- some cringy friends I have

by daddysizedjoe September 26, 2019

Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Pocket Size

Used to describe the tiny sized popstar JC Chasez and his ability to fit in ones pocket.

“I told JC to fit his ass in my jeans since he wanted to act pocket sized.”

by TinyChasez July 18, 2021

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023