wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have

Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping

by wtwer April 9, 2013

couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!

Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.

by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014

wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection

Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping

by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.

She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019

Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018