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Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
by Mermaid Mel March 11, 2023
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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
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Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.
by Grimacci June 1, 2013
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Sheet Music

1. A music score that a composer writes and is printed on paper
They read sheet music as they played violins.
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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Sheet Geek

noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.
Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.
by M A S November 9, 2006
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Sheet Back

Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.
I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.
by GingerMan38 June 4, 2011
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