The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

scal

shortened version of the word scally

go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian

Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Scalper

A frocking bitch that buys products at the instant it is out for pre-order or sale.

The sort of person that you don’t know but want to kill because they stole what could of been some ones GPU, PS5 or CE.

Friend: Do you know why I can’t get a GPU
Me: fucking scalpers bro, fucking scalpers

by Youseegaming September 15, 2021

Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.

Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.

by love rocket February 28, 2012

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019