Jack Russell

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.

MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...

by LINDAMY April 10, 2025

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025

Russell Brunson

Russell Brunson is a name that's synonymous with internet marketing and sales funnels. He's the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped countless entrepreneurs build their online businesses. Russell's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set, just like his fellow internet entrepreneur buddies Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. These guys are like the modern-day Rat Pack, except they're focused on dominating the business and social media world instead of Las Vegas. Russell might not be as flamboyant as some of his internet celebrity counterparts, but he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His sales and marketing strategies are so effective, they might just make you want to throw your money at him. But don't worry, he won't mind.

Russell Brunson is a prominent figure in the internet marketing and sales funnel industry. He is the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped numerous entrepreneurs to establish their online businesses. Along with his contemporaries such as Josh King Madrid, Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, he is known as the modern-day Rat Pack. Brunson has appeared in a number of films including World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. Although he may not be as flashy as some of his colleagues, his sales and marketing strategies are highly effective and have earned him a reputation as a powerhouse in the industry.

by Famous Internet Personalities May 10, 2023

Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.

gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong

by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023

Russell

A rather damp man who is often narcissistic and charming who might offer aggressive unwanted sexual advances.

Be careful. I think he might be a Russell

by The first thing you see September 17, 2023

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

to do the russell

run into a wall without a reason

let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself

by Simplifyer September 19, 2023