Robert

A nerd. But he’s kinda cute or whatever

Wow look at Robert, he’s cute as heck.

by Fornite4lyfe May 25, 2019

Robert

He buys you fucking fishing lures

Robert buys fucking lures

by Peen king June 7, 2019

Roberto Male

A Roberto Male is a man with a very large pp, about the size of Roberto Esquivels.

Guy one: I'm so sorry about your mom's death.
Guy two: Yeah, I told her not to date that Roberto male.

by JDButAPilot November 9, 2021

Cokie Roberts

A drink consisting of one part Malibu Rum and two parts Diet Coke. Believed to be invented in 2001 in New York City. A favorite at Mt. Snow in Vermont. Named after the former Clinton Administration staffer. A variation is the Zero Roberts which is made with Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke.

That Cokie Roberts is one refereshing drink." "Barkeep, another Cokie Roberts, please.

by The New Brooklyn Dictionary August 25, 2010

Mitchell Roberts

A snitch. Will get bashed to steal your girl. will treat you like a princess. Gay cunt that shaves his legs. Gym boys. Fucks his own mum (wendy)

Stop being a Mitchell Roberts

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020