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by LacℜoiX January 31, 2019

Retardamis

One who is far beynd being retarded or a retardaholic. The retardamis is someone that is a professional at being retarded. The best of the best; the elite

Come forth retardamis and explain to me what it is like to be truely retarded

by Stengy18 January 13, 2010

retarded

Slow of mind, unintelligent, mentally distorted, confused, stupified, numb-in-the-head.

The retarded child ate my plastic spoon.

by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003

Retarded

A mental condition that greatly decreases one's capacity for absorbing knowledge. Not to be confused with "stupid" which simply refers to one who possesses low mental capacity.

Person 1: That guy is so retarded.

Person 2: No, he's just stupid.

by iPawd November 1, 2012

retarded

a person who looks up retarded, retard, etc. on the urban dictionary

if you're reading this because u don't know what it means, you are in fact retarded.

by CH4RL3S D4RW1N February 22, 2010

your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

by albinoboy December 6, 2006

retarded

Human beings who are the least understood.

Think before you say "that's retarded"

by anon 174 September 8, 2011