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When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
by Harold Sarchestrian May 12, 2018
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a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.
i am sick of religion.
by dmfva January 1, 2019
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A group of people who force their possibly fake beliefs down somebody’s throat. how gucci is that?
Religion is Gucci m8
by gaym8 March 13, 2019
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A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities
Girl at party: “That guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and can’t seem to keep his place clean”
Girl 2 at party: “talk about true religion genes”
by Rocheman4280 September 19, 2021
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The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.
Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.

Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.
by Yaaaaaawn November 5, 2006
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without religion, science is weak,
without science, religion is nothing.
by Biafra J September 14, 2004
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Mental redtardation
Religion is as useless as a black person
by Mustache Master May 17, 2017
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