Red Moon

1) When the moon appears red during a lunar eclipse. Also called a blood moon.
2) When a female has her period on the toilet. Moon coming from the term, moon cycle, and red from the blood produced. Also called a blood moon.

1) There was a red moon over Odessa.
2) To her family's disgust, Caitlin made a red moon in the shared bathroom. Her brother Joe found it, and decided his sister was a gross, inconsiderate sack of shit.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 16, 2017

marlboro reds

The best cigarettes money can buy

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.

by SuperSonicX September 24, 2005

Panama Red

A special strain of Marijuana, mostly found during the Vietnam era.

"Can I get some of that Panama Red?"
"Panama Red is expensive..man"

by Jay2Win March 26, 2005

Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.

Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.

by Kiddo xx December 29, 2006

red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

by Jay February 14, 2004

Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.

"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)

by Ingonyama April 20, 2004

Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.

Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.

by Behrens April 23, 2006