roman statue

the opposite of a boner

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.

by smugxleaf March 24, 2011

roman nose

to have the appearance of a voluminous and bulky nose with a curved tip.

my god that kid is ugly with that roman nose!

by willy willy November 30, 2006

Roman Sandal

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.

Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!

by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006

Roman Coke

A roman coke is a misinterpretation on the mixed drink "rum and coke." It is not an actual drink.

"I'd like a "roman coke" please

It's not a Roman Coke you stupid asshole, it's called a "rum and coke."

by Johnny Cleveland May 14, 2015

Roman on holiday

a person who likes to enjoy himself at others' suffering; a person who indulges in schadenfreude.

He has no heart. He is just a Roman on holiday.

by uttam maharjan November 27, 2010

roman green

Yeah Roman is the sexiest guy in Lumberton and it is great to be with him...I would know I've been with him for 2 years

kourtney and roman green are together

by ktweek July 30, 2006

Roman Head Mask

When you put your balls in theyre eyes and your penis over the nose.

I just gave this girl a roman head mask

by David Moore February 7, 2004