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Red Mage

Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.
"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"
by Andybloodredmage April 20, 2004
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marlboro reds

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.
by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005
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Panama Red

A special strain of Marijuana, mostly found during the Vietnam era.
"Can I get some of that Panama Red?"
"Panama Red is expensive..man"
by Jay2Win March 25, 2005
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Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.
Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.
by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008
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red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.
I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved
by Jay February 13, 2004
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Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.
"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)
by Ingonyama April 20, 2004
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Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.
Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.
by Behrens May 4, 2006
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