Pussy Strike

Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.

Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.

Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!

Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!

Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.

by raichupal5 January 10, 2013

Pussy Latte

When you cum inside a girl and then she queefs in your mouth, creating a light, frothy foam of similar consistency to the whipped cream on top of a latte

Jamal: "Bro, you want me to get you something from Starbucks?"

Baljeet: "Nah man I already got that pussy latte last night!"

by jqdoozy May 11, 2016

dangerous pussy

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married

I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.

by Siredd November 11, 2017

Pussy rules

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.

I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016