pResident

A person who appears to be president of a country or institution but obtains the position through dubious means.

Note: The "p" is silent.

Visitor: I am excited to meet the President.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.

by CBSquared March 30, 2021

President Webbe

Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.

James has got his book again!
I'm arranging a formal with the all girls college ... ;)

by Room 4 November 17, 2004

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025

Vice President

A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.

She is the only correct vote for vice president.

by johndoe_123456789 May 15, 2023

President Poggers

President Poggers can be used to address the all divine and godly leader of the Poggers cult. He comes in many forms but they are all sexy

Person 1: hey do you know about president Poggers?
Person 2: hell yeah I do he is so sexy

by RMC_Prankster February 18, 2021