Poser Goldfish 

Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.

Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!

Poser Goldfish by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 27, 2007

Poser Hippie 

A Girl who shops at rue 21 who buys shirts that say give peas a chance or flashes hippie signs who doesnt do drugs or know who any people in the hippie movement are.

Look At that retard she buys gay jelly braclets and hippie t shirts...Wow what a Poser Hippie

Poser Hippie by ur moms dads step dads testees August 22, 2009

Poser bands 

Bands that try to be "punk" or "heavy metal"

Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Sum 41, Avril Lavigne, etc.

Poser bands by Nicole April 17, 2004

Poser Hoser 

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

Poser Hoser by smilygrl December 7, 2009

poser punk 

peoples who think that they are cool cus they can make fun of other peoples like them...you are all the same

You are such a "poser punk" for putting up definitions.

poser punk by chrissy February 4, 2004

poser punk 

Rich kids that can pay for hair dye..and "the punk fashion".

Person 1: look what i got at hot topic.
person 2: Hot Tpoic?..geez what happen to MAKING YOUR OWN FUCKING CLOTHES!!

poser punk by Bob August 27, 2003

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

poser metal by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005