pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010

Porno-thinking

The act of visualizing sexual acts or mentally stripping the clothes off someone of the opposite sex.

Cute guy, i can imagine such a fine ass without the jeans on.. damn! I better stop porno-thinking.

Dude, she's got such nice boobs, i can't help porno-thinking when she's around.

The way that guy keeps looking at me, I bet he's porno-thinking.

by KC Fedora October 13, 2011

Pootonkon

A fake strawberry drink that you tell your not-so-smart friends to go pick up for a party or a gathering.

Brett this party would be complete with some Pootonkon, Go pick up some!

by Mar_ June 29, 2011

Porno Gangsta

When something is so incredibly awesome, you can only describe it as one of the best things in the universe. A Porno Gangsta could also be used as a term of endearment for a really, REALLY, cool friend.

"Dude, that waterslide was totally porno gangsta!"

OR
"Hey, Wassup, Porno Gangsta!"

by samoey May 4, 2012

pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

poetographer

Someone who writes poetry and takes photos.

"all she ever does is write and take photos, she's a poetographer!"

by dr0wningmyself April 21, 2014

Porkony

When you are fucking a fat girl (over 200) and you are eating bacon off her back

I was porkony a girl and it tasted so girl

by Roth Porch October 8, 2014