Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021

Dirty Portia

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.

Guy 1: “Dude did you just dirty portia me?”

Guy 2: Fap Fap Fap Fap

by Ted_Mosby_Architect August 23, 2021

Santiago Portillo

Sex guy

Santiago Portillo have sex with hims self.

Sex?

by SnatyTheIngland April 3, 2022

wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting

I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off

by Doomain November 1, 2022

A good portion

Literally the whole goddamn thing

“Connor only did a good portion of the taxis on the puzzle”

by JizzStorm April 7, 2021

c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;

Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.

by O~J November 29, 2023

Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024