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by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006

6 inch penis

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.

" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

ponisher

A sexual position where the guy pulls the girl to the edge of the bed with her legs up by his shoulders while he remains standing and gives it to her pretty good.

"Tonight is the night when I'm gonna give her the ponisher."
"You should pull out and blow into a tissue to help us make that cumduck after giving her the ponisher."

by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003