Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

pudge

Shortened for 'pack fudge'

Hey Micko, did you have a good pudge session at home with your boyfriend today on melbourne cup day?

by malargus November 2, 2010

Plungering the Monkey

A fancy phrase for sex.

He was plungering the monkey last night.

by Rosey Palmer May 29, 2011

Pudge

A clingy weird guy who liked a girl and she wanted to only be friends but he completely ignored her, went for her friend , and removed her from his priv. L person fr.

Pudge has fine friends!

by Okay lol February 14, 2022

the all-american pudge

Another term for a Fat Yank. Coined by the fat cheeks which appeared on Tom Hanks once his shoddy career started (for no reason) to balloon out of nowhere.

Jim: "Oh look it's Tom Hanks, and he looks kinda fat."
Joe: "Yes. He's the All-American Pudge".
Jim: "Haha".

by Hardy McFargle October 23, 2005

Plugger

When in the 69 position, you proceed to plug all of the woman's body cavities.

I'm gunna plug her shit tonight

by JAD October 6, 2003

Pudges

A fat balding North American with a double chin. Often wanting to poke anything they come in contact with. If finger be broken, sporks can be used.

Your mom is a pudges.
I am a pudges.

by TigurX December 9, 2003