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Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.
"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"
by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009
mugGet the Stab a Pigmug.

Pig wrestling

A dance, particularly one held in a town-hall or public space for the express purpose of promoting social intercourse, i.e., encouraging members of the opposite sex of a small town or rural area to meet one another. (northern New England usage)
I'm going pig wrestling Saturday night. I hope I get laid.
by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Pig Circus

Originally a slur against police and used by Bob Dylan in his song Hurricane, the term has come to mean a farce or phony court trial, where generalizations are made about facts that don't exist in order to meet a predetermined outcome desired by the judge, judiciary, government, or Bar Association.
When I tried to protect the children from being molested, I found out Iowa courts are just a pig circus to make money for lawyers and to keep the feminazis happy.
by tarelasi February 1, 2005
mugGet the Pig Circusmug.

Blind Pig

Illegal after hours gambling and drinking place in mid 1960's Detroit
The 1967 Detroit riot began after police tried to raid a blind pig.
by krazytee July 16, 2008
mugGet the Blind Pigmug.

Pigs Fly

When pigs fly!
They do.
by Zach G. November 14, 2003
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Sex Pig

Will Ospreay is on the gram being a sex pig.
by THAT404CHICK August 2, 2019
mugGet the Sex Pigmug.

Pig Fucker

by jack December 26, 2003
mugGet the Pig Fuckermug.

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