U.P.I.

A spinoff of the term "A.I." or Artificial Intelligence, a "U.P.I." or User-Provisioned Intelligence" is any user-configured, programmatic entity with the capacity to perform tasks like its specific user would. This might include any of the visual, linguistic, behavioral, or decision-making operations an A.I. would perform, but done in a way characteristically identical to the manner of the user being emulated.

A U.P.I. might be a robot you teach to wash and fold your laundry exactly the way you like it, or a piece of software you train to respond to your emails.

Jennifer's intelligent doorbell was equipped with U.P.I., so as I pressed its sleek, glowing button, it quipped back at me in an all too Jenny-like sardonic tone, "Wait.”

by Otomo Money June 2, 2018

P.I.M.A

Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.

I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.

by Goat4576 March 17, 2020

P.I.S.D.

Post Intervention Stress Disorder
Pronounced: pissed

Moments of seemingly irrational hatred for the part(ies) most directly responsible for your intervention. Usually occurs after acknowledged "forgiveness"of said party(ies). Born of bitter sentiment, no amount of logic will pacify the person suffering from a P.I.S.D. episode. There's no known cure for PISD, it is recommended to internalize these angry feelings, until they disappear or are rationally sorted out days later. Bitching about the "perpetrator" of your intervention will only lengthen the episode, and draw the P.I.S.D. sufferer further from reality.

by ejpejp October 8, 2011

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

M.P.I

Micro penis investigation

M.P.I To find out if you have a small dick or not in a meeting

by Dannylad9862 February 11, 2019

P.I.G.

H-O-R-S-E like game that is played on the avetard minihoop in which Norman "Nick" takes a lot of L's. Usually played after using the dab rig.

We all took rips off the dab rig last night and then played a lit ass game of P.I.G. while cooked.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w.

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019