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Tiny Feet Pedophile 

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.
This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

ethan´s a pedophile 

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

Schrodinger's Pedophile 

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.