Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.

"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"

Cum Pumpkin by cbrudog January 12, 2017

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

dumpy pumpkin

A fat girl with small breasts. She is usually ugly and shaped like a pumpkin. Only wanted on Halloween for decorations or costume idea.

I dumped my dumpy pumpkin yesterday. She can join the rest of the patch.

dumpy pumpkin by undefinedwerd October 8, 2012

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

Mother Pumpkin by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver 

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.

Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.

Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013

Dirty Pumpkin 

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

Dirty Pumpkin by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

belaboring his pumpkin 

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

belaboring his pumpkin by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009