Poon Poof

A slang term for "queef", when air is emitted from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse, stretching, or exercise. Has a flatulence like noise but no smell.

I was doing the Crane Pose in yoga class when I let out a little poon poof.

by tendollarlameo June 30, 2011

Poof

a slang term for "good-bye"; can have multiple spellings and usages: poofers, poofas, poofpoof

aite~ imma go now.. poof!

by user May 4, 2003

Poof

A style of hairdo popular with women circa 2008/2009. Often seen in high fashion; imitated by many, pulled off by few.

"I invented the frickin' poof."
-Snookie, aka Nicole Polizzi, from Mtv's Jersey Shore

by plzblv January 7, 2010

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009

backdoor poof

A homosexual who enjoys getting pumped in the ass.They will sleep with any male of any species and often have little boy fetishes.They participate in jailhouse interracial gangbangs.

Josh stop hanging out with kane ya backdoor poof.

by Jaseizzle off the hizzle October 30, 2006

finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

by newcastel high June 28, 2007

boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

by sanoff January 19, 2011