Poodancing

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing

Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing

by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017

poodadle

procrastination; take your time; to stall or waste time.

Do your homework and stop Poodaddling.

I always poodadle when I should be studying for a test.

by swagmaster29 April 20, 2017

poodleloodle

Poop

I just took a poodleloodle

by Kk love June 19, 2017

poodlidoo

A stupid guy who is always attracted to french poodles...

"Mate you see that poodlidoo there???" 'Yeah that dingus..."

by Pixlz_ATK September 6, 2017

Poodle McNoodle

a pasta from McDonalds on their secret menu that is udon noodles with sauce made from water splashed off of a poodle dog

hello, McDonalds worker, I would like the Poodle McNoodle please

by BOBTHESTARFIRE October 23, 2017

Poodir

Scottish Slang for Cocaine, derived from the white powder form in which cocaine is usually taken.

I'm fucking buzzing mate, been on the poodir!

by DundeeSlang April 19, 2018

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal April 20, 2018