Porter

The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle

Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.

by Bloodstain September 9, 2005

pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

Shit poster

Someone who takes to some normie ass social site like facebook and shares shit like africa by toto ALL THE TIME. People who generally have weak meme games.

person 1: Sam Palmer is such a shitposter
person 2: Someone should tell him the shitposting needs to stop
Sam P: Im not a shit poster (lies)

by slavdancer February 1, 2018

porterhouse

A term used by hair stylist to describe the size of a gentleman's package while hanging out at the pool in Vegas.

"That's quite a porterhouse that guy is packing over there."

by Hair Cut May 7, 2005

Pooter

Someone's ass crack.

"Oh man, that pooter was hanging out all class!"

by Benjaming October 11, 2006

poster

an ugly little boy that looks like a girl. usually has an ogre looking girlfriend, and loves to call people rude and aweful names. all together he is a bad person..

"OMG, dude you're being such a poster right now."

by olgga January 23, 2008

rogue porter

One who talks shit for hours on end.

i was like rogue porter last night.

by PPPAAAPPP October 6, 2003