poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005

pet my monkey

What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.

I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey

by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004

pet shop boys

Very good rock band.

I loved listening to the songs West End Girls and We Built This City in '85

by Saints October 22, 2003

my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

pet names for genitalia

stinkhorn

unzip your fly, lets the stinkhorn loose

by Dick Shone \'Arry October 18, 2003

PeTA Pet Shelter

A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.

Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009