The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
Freaking out after an exam, thinking you did badly, that you immediately drop the class, only to regret it after.
I didn't realize there was a back to the exam until after I left, so I ran to my advisor and ended up panic dropping the class.
by zap228 October 02, 2013
When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
by Zachschway May 27, 2018
Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?
Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.
Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.
by Top Dogger April 23, 2020
by Gonta Simp 2007 February 01, 2021
The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 08, 2021