Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022

mrs.page

an old assistant teacher who enjoys spending her time annoying and picking on students. she should get fired, but that/s just my opinion, i guess.

student: (starts tapping pencil)

mrs.page: STOP THE TAPPING!

- - - -

student: starts talking

mrs.page: you're so loud, you even have a squeaky voice!

by fed up student April 9, 2010

diarrhea on the page

The bullshit type of paper you write for college when you don't feel like researching and to just fulfill the necessary page requirements

Tim: "Don't you have a paper due in like 3 hours?"

Greg: "Yeah, I figure if i just diarrhea on the page I'll at least get a C."

by Gophair January 13, 2009

The Bettie Page Intimacy

A punk rock band from Ottawa, Canada.

boy 1: "Hey man have you heard about that awesome band The Bettie Page Intimacy?"

boy 2: "yeah man they fucking rock!"

by punklover3251 May 2, 2011

normie meme page

A meme page that steals from other thriving meme pages or is just gay. Usually the admin is a fat ass 25 year old who lives in his mother's basement or a 12 year old addicted to hentai porn.

Jim: hey pam are you starting a meme page
Pam: yea but im stealing other people's memes
Dwight: oh no pam, you're a normie meme page
Michael: she probably has a few extra chromosomes

by uterusboy January 18, 2018

rege jean page

the definition of the most angelic being on earth and the pure ecstasy viewers of Bridgerton received whilst hearing the heart wrenching words “i BURN for you”

friend: omg it was beautiful

me: bih- was REGE JEAN PAGE typa shiii

by oatmeal enthusiast April 7, 2021

joey page

A 17, almost 18, year old boy who enjoys writing dirty messages to underage girls, and masturbating to their pictures. He has a lisp and is obsessed with pinkberry for some odd reason. His music is a shitty techno-ish, pop, sugary mix of faggotness. His father, Joey Page Sr., is almost as big of a creep as his son. SICKNASTY YO! =|

Joey Page, "The Teenage Rage", enjoys sucking mucho SICKNASTY penis in his spare time.

by ewjoeypage May 17, 2008