
Jim:i had a nice night last night
Mary:oh why
Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy
Mary:the we're dating
Jim:oh no we just talked
Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*
Mary:oh why
Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy
Mary:the we're dating
Jim:oh no we just talked
Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*
by klein the stud March 13, 2021

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by HitlerForeskin March 24, 2025

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024

by BXStranger November 10, 2021

A party for invited guests following a main event where guests engage in sexual activity with numerous other people
by AfricanBackpacker May 14, 2024

The anniversary date of a couples first orgy, expected to be celebrated with a candle lit dinner.
Word in the hit show "Ghosts" streaming on paramount+, two swingers discuss their first orgy.
Word in the hit show "Ghosts" streaming on paramount+, two swingers discuss their first orgy.
"Our anniversary is why I planned this dinner, my darling"
"Oh, Henry, you finally remembered."
....
"Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical event?"
"Our first group thing"
"I remember it like it was yesterday.."
"Happy orgi-versary, my love"
"Happy orgi-versary."
"Oh, Henry, you finally remembered."
....
"Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical event?"
"Our first group thing"
"I remember it like it was yesterday.."
"Happy orgi-versary, my love"
"Happy orgi-versary."
by strange.weirdo February 3, 2025
