Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

sipping my ocean

Someone ate ur pussy

Justin Timerlake was sipping my ocean yesterday

by Benjy July 16, 2016

Where the ocean's at

To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.

A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.

by Vice Augustine June 19, 2016

Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

cake by the ocean

a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'

by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

Cake by the ocean

When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean

by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022

sail the ocean

To finger/caress/play with a partner's body while receiving nothing back.

I heard that Tom was going to sail the ocean with Stacy.

by lb180 October 11, 2022