"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
by Mamasa September 30, 2021
A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.
by group of four April 09, 2013
(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)
I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.
Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.
No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!
Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.
No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!
by K.Bab December 26, 2016
An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner
by FrankHank November 16, 2016
A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017