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Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.
So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!
by Waselhorns1980 May 27, 2023
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you might wanna try Roblox

“You might wanna try Roblox
You might wanna try Roblox you brain dead idiot shooter games aren’t for you
by Bigdawg1056 March 10, 2023
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Try

"Why should you not have to try?"

If I don't have to, why should I be made to?
Hym "Imagine I toss a coin 10 times. At a whim. All 10 times the coin toss comes up heads. You (on the other hand) toss a coin 10 times and try to get it to come up heads 10 times in a row. It doesn't. The first toss comes up tails. How does the fact that you "tried" effect anything? What you're doing now is no different than saying that because I wasn't TRYING to get 10 heads in a row the fact that I DID get 10 heads in a row has somewho been invalidated. Which is preposterous."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023
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I wasn't trying to...

That is exactly what you were trying to do you fucking cripple. You're too used to everyone pitying your gaping retarded butthole. You weren't just anything. There's nothing 'natural' about predatory women molesting a retard.
Crippy-Crappable "I wasn't trying to..."

Hym "No you were and you failed. The only thing you've succeeded in doing is drain away whatever sympathy I had for retards. Amd that isn't even YOUR doing. It's the fucking people around me defending it that did it. So, no. I don't care what happens to retards now. At all. This is why eugenics is an idea someone had at some point in history. When you think back and ask yourself 'How could someone seriously suggests eugenics?' I want you to get you fat ass up off the couch. Walk to you bathroom. Look and the mirror. And tell yourself 'Oh! Right... Me. I'm the cause of that. My defunct mind is the reason retards belong in a ditch.' And then I want you to find a way for you to drain some of that shit... Out of your skull. I don't know if you want to use a drill or a bullet or WHATEVER. Get that shit out of your head. At all costs. Don't breed. If you HAVE bred... Get rid of them. It's not ok."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
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Try me Bitch!

by Ghetto GYAL with a GYATT October 20, 2023
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DEY TRY ME OHH

When you are angry or annoyed with someone or something
DEY TRY ME OHH with their attitude
by Ghetto GYAL with a GYATT October 20, 2023
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