A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
Get the Jizz Fairmug. Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Fair usemug. by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021
Get the fair dooziesmug. The gangbang of a grandmother
Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."
by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025
Get the Indiana Street Fairmug. An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.
Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
Get the fair hatmug. Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017
Get the fair stickmug. a term to describe the phenomenon of how easy it is to become viral in 2021. this widespread phenomena occurs in large part due to the growing number of people both creating and consuming content on social media platforms, compared to five years ago.
while it's a natural progression of our collective societal attention, the social ramifications should also be considered. one of those being, an appalling number of people are blending their online personas with their everyday realities. while at the forefront, this is harmless. we'll only be able to really dissect the affects of this cultural shift in about ten years, when more of the masses have rejected aspects of their waking real lives for the cultivation of an online persona.
overall, people should just remember real life can be just as fulfilling as the online content they both make and consume. mindful meditation and designated introspection time should be prioritized.
while it's a natural progression of our collective societal attention, the social ramifications should also be considered. one of those being, an appalling number of people are blending their online personas with their everyday realities. while at the forefront, this is harmless. we'll only be able to really dissect the affects of this cultural shift in about ten years, when more of the masses have rejected aspects of their waking real lives for the cultivation of an online persona.
overall, people should just remember real life can be just as fulfilling as the online content they both make and consume. mindful meditation and designated introspection time should be prioritized.
Josh: yo can you believe this 13 year old has 17k + followers on tiktok? that's a big number.
Jared: perhaps in 2010, that would have been impressive. but everyone and their cat has a tiktok account. I have 5 accounts right now. and im following that content creator on two of them. hopefully there's no social ramifications of our society's rapid shift towards a social media driven culture.
Josh: oh sorry, I couldn't hear that last part. I was just using 75% of my last paycheck to make this one tiktok. you know I have 50k subscribers on my YouTube channel? all I do is post mushrooms with aesthetic music in the background.
Jared: while your personal expression is definitely worth celebrating, you should also recognize it's laissez-faire virality. don't go to insane lengths for the internet clout. remember who you were before you posted the mushroom videos.
Josh: you're just jealous that I'm a content creator. all you do is meditate all day.
Jared: the other day you said you'd buy Elon musk's brain implant to stream your lofi beats more efficiently.
Josh: im buying it on credit. so what?
Jared: perhaps in 2010, that would have been impressive. but everyone and their cat has a tiktok account. I have 5 accounts right now. and im following that content creator on two of them. hopefully there's no social ramifications of our society's rapid shift towards a social media driven culture.
Josh: oh sorry, I couldn't hear that last part. I was just using 75% of my last paycheck to make this one tiktok. you know I have 50k subscribers on my YouTube channel? all I do is post mushrooms with aesthetic music in the background.
Jared: while your personal expression is definitely worth celebrating, you should also recognize it's laissez-faire virality. don't go to insane lengths for the internet clout. remember who you were before you posted the mushroom videos.
Josh: you're just jealous that I'm a content creator. all you do is meditate all day.
Jared: the other day you said you'd buy Elon musk's brain implant to stream your lofi beats more efficiently.
Josh: im buying it on credit. so what?
by readerimauledhim October 1, 2021
Get the laissez-faire viralitymug.