Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum

After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.

by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

by Mehlol September 5, 2021

Noodle tickeler

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022