Mook

Some one who wears all denim, lies about a bunch of stuff, and welcomes you to the underground

Sean is such a fucking "mook"

by U.K. mook May 1, 2009

mook

The sound a moose makes.

the moose said "mook" when it started to snow

by Alaska Joe Schmo December 9, 2008

mooky poo

A silly or rambunctious person. One who finds humor in words like muffin, corn, pookie, fart and woobagoobie. These individuals may show signs of social segregation due to extremely odd behavior and therefore tend to stick together as a pack of mooky poos.

-"That guy is such a mooky poo."
-"What a bunch of mooky poos."

by McLettuceHead September 12, 2009

Mook

noun: One who is fearless and borderline inappropriate while approaching the opposite sex.

verb: The act of saying inappropriate comments to the opposite sex in an attempt o seduce them.

noun:That guy just told me to call him daddy. What a mook!

verb: The bouncer threw me out of the club for mookin' out all the girls.

by gingerhunter90 November 20, 2010

mookie

when you fart and crap your pants

My bro was at walmart and he mookied. His eyez got all wide and i asked him. What did you do mookie And he was all like yes and ran to the bathroom. It was funnier than heck.

by Adriana January 24, 2004

Mookie

Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.

(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.

by Crazy Kai Sunshine July 2, 2005

Mookie

A plastic toy that can hold sperm inside

My boyfriend gave me a mookie so we don't have to have sex every night

by SiXuChiC October 17, 2003