Fucking fucked mate

This Is when you are so fucked, so wonky you don’t realise who you are anymore, that you become fucking fucked mate.

I’ve been on the sesh for 3 days straight and I’m fucking fucked mate

by Ryan7226 February 2, 2018

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 26, 2010

Matej

Means daughter and Portugease.

My matej told me she skipped class I'm so proud

by variari October 9, 2019

Soul Mate

when Im with you im the happiest, you complete me i complete you, i just want to say i love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothings wrong in the world

Sam and Leah are soul mates

by Papabear5611 May 25, 2010

materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

ass mate

A homosexual lover. Nuff said.

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Soul mate

No matter the separation either in distance or time nothing changes in between them.

They miss each other when separated and always looking forward to meet again even though they had a bad day.

They instantly feel better when together and they can share everything because they know there will always be understanding and support from the other side. They respect each other for who they really are. They do not need to pretend in front of each other.

They understand each others without words and they complete each others life.

Any experience they share is multiplied and they feel the need to make sure it was not just a dream.

Mr. Busy laid hand on Mrs. Over-elaborate back and noticed her shiwering. She was looking at him and not saying a word. He comforted her with a huge hug and she instantly stopped shiwering. Their hug was like none other they have so far experienced and without saying a word they both looked into each others eyes knew they were more than friend. The more time they spend together the more they knew they could be soul mates.

by Mrs. Over-Elaborate March 17, 2023