Mind Mess 

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

Mind Mess by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

mind jack 

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

mind jack by Jake White August 5, 2009

mind web

When you're thinking about too many things at once and everything piles up until you can't think of anything anymore.

Joanie had to babysit her Aunties newborn after she finished coaching the girls basketball team. All of this was going on while she was trying to study for a diploma exam and college applications. by the way her boyfriend dumped her that morning, it was valentines day. Joanie thinks about this all night, Joanie creates a mind web.
Joanie then failed her diploma and became a hooker in need of extra cash seeing she couldn't make it into college.

mind web by AndrewLaeddis. March 17, 2010

mind cruise 

To zone out; daydream

Hey quit takin a mind cruise and let's get going!

mind cruise by missy23 March 28, 2010

mind swear 

a native indian term, spread throughout the world of telemarketing, meaning that you swear with all your heart and mind.

MIND SWEAR

mind swear by :)mindswear(: June 15, 2010

mind wipe 

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

mind wipe by ThinkTank132 July 9, 2010

Mind Sperm

A ejaculation of knowledge. Causing one individual to learn an excess of knowledge in a very short time.

Hey, did you hear johnny passed the test?
Yeah thats because I helped him. I gave him my mind sperm.

Mind Sperm by DJPun1024 November 19, 2010