Maya is known as the daughter of the lost pirate at sea. Her parent was the pirate and now lives in a forbidden land
by Cool coconut June 2, 2021

Maya is a whore
by Unknownsalkfjslakf March 13, 2023

The most amazing, beautiful person ever. She is sweet and sometimes dark, but if you mess with her or her best friends, she will mess with you.
by thegirlnoonelikesbuthasfeeling February 26, 2020

Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021

Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
by Ariyellow February 20, 2022

Maya is beautiful in and out. She is the most gorgeous being you'll ever see. When you see her you are qlmost guranteed to melt away. She is the funniest person you can meet and never fails to make you cry out of laughter. She is so kind and will do whatever it takes to make you happy and shes always willing to put others before herself. She is the most perfect a person can be.
Maya is the best
by aquainfinityexplosion June 25, 2022

by Cecelia101 June 10, 2018
