Matterfall

"Matterfall" is an adjective used to describe somebody of incredibly low intelligence

"oi that dudes Dumber than matterfall"

by AngryScotishMan9 April 7, 2021

Matterbimby

A creative free spirit whose also as stubborn as a mule.

Oh look it’s a wild matterbimby in her natural habitat. Oh god she’s super annoying.

by Matterbimby September 9, 2021

Mateo

Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy person who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mateo Sosa

Gay ass kid with large pepperoni nipples. Constantly fails classes like the dumbass he is.

Person 1:Have you heard of Mateo Sosa?
Person 2:You mean that dumb bitxh?

by JoeLongMama February 28, 2022

mattonroblox01

A thief known for stealing groups and games while claiming to have "worked" on stolen assets.

Person 1: Anyone know mattonroblox01? I've heard they worked on huge groups and games!
Person 2: No, I have never heard of mattonroblox01, but after doing some research, they are a thief!

by Dean6 April 11, 2022

Mattvocating

Verb. to defend any type of pedophilic behavior.

Entomology: A very, very creepy bartender.

Jack: “All I’m saying is he made a lot of money selling cocaine at the prom.”
Jill: “Stop mattvocating for him.”

by Palestrina May 2, 2022

Mateo

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.

Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.

by MeOwnFugginStump December 4, 2022