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mariah carey

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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Mariah

A evil bitch that will want you to commit suicide cause you ain’t popular. She sucks dick for a living and twerks for a penny. Saw a kid give her 5 bucks and she ate the fuck out of his dick. Mariah is a hoe
by Pig Malone June 11, 2019
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Mariah Carey

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey
by mralwaysright October 19, 2008
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Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability
Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.
by geniusyall October 5, 2011
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Mariah

Mariah is a lovely person she is always happy and independent but sometimes u can make her cry or she can make u cry if she really wasn't so lasy she is a TRUE FRIEND AND Not The FAKE KIND LIKE ONE OF HER Friends she is shy when she meets new people but super cool and beautiful
Hi I'm Mariah and I am pretty
by MariAh mini November 26, 2017
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Mariah Carey

"Mariah Carey died for our sins and invented Christmas"
by Ugh Jesus gross December 15, 2019
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Marihuano

Marihuano is a Hispanic slang term that applies to someone who’s always stoned out of their mind!
Damn bro look at that dude he is marihuano af ! Just look at his ayes they are booodshed red.
by Urbanlegen4 April 22, 2021
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