MaitrePanda

He a very nice dude with a lot of humor. He has a high IQ and a 8,5 inch penis in erection, he is generous, altruistic and he finds Griffin-roar kinda cute.

Gurl: "Hi MaitrePanda you so nice ! ". MaitrePanda : "Hi Lady! you are nice too!"

by MaitrePanda December 2, 2019

maitland

the most annoying person you’ll ever meet.

always takes things the wrong way, and will constantly bug you about it.

you’ll find yourself repeating the same thing over and over again, while he asks the same things over and over again.

extremely needy and is constantly begging.

likes victimise himself. and tried to guilt you back.

better off without him.

omg maitland is so annoying.

why is maitland so desperate and needy?

all maitland does is annoy me, i wish i didn’t even know him

by judgemental.bitch December 24, 2019

magnitude!

With Magnitude: Used to greatly emphasize how you do something or how great something is. The term is derived from Despicable Me's Vector, as he states "I am committing crime with both direction and magnitude!"

"I work hard, I always get things done with magnitude!"
"My phone has a camera, a great CPU, and magnitude!"
"Ryan is a great guy, he's got magnitude!"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

maintaint

To cause or enable a condition or situation to continue leaving a trace of a bad or undesirable substance or quality.

"The engineer maintainted my laptop. It works, but it smells of cheese Doritos and jizz."

by Genghis Karl March 31, 2020

madit

noun: as in someone who is skinny framed yet would steal your bitch

that nigga madit my girl

by jamalcanary September 18, 2020

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

magnitogorsky

Someone from the Russian city of Magnitogorsk. Most likely an alcoholic.

"Blyat Vadim did you see how he drinks? he knocked down 3 bottles of vodachka!"
"On Magnitogorsky"
"Oh"

by Magnitogorskush October 10, 2020