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Tom MacDonald 

A Canadian- born American rapper. He first "made it" through his single "Dear Rappers" which blew up off a Facebook advertisement. He began making music that is often labeled "controversial" and "offensive." His current net worth is $12 million dollars as of 2022. He calls his fan base "Hangover gang," and even has a merch website called www.hangovergang.com. He is fully independent, all of his music and videos are made by him and his girlfriend, Nova Rockafeller. He has collaborated with many big artists, such as Dax, Adam Calhoun, Brandon Hart, Nova Rockafeller, Struggle Jennings, and Ryan Upchurch. He has been name- dropped in many songs by Topher, Royce da 5'9, and has even had a song produced by Eminem. He is often number one on the itunes charts. He has gotten on the top 5 billboard charts countless times. He has been featured on Fox news, The Dopey podcast, and done interviews with video reactors such as Nolifeshaq, flawdzilla, and many others, and is continuing to rise today.

He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."
"Have you heard the new Tom MacDonald song? It's number one on the billboard charts!"
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McDonald's 

The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.
Guy 1: "Hey man its time for lunch; Want to go to McDonald's?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".

Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
McDonald's by BIGRED1313 November 7, 2011

McDonald's Happy Meal 

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

McDonalder

A McDonalder is the square headed cretinous swamp donkey that operates the drive thru
I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack
McDonalder by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019

mcdonald's 

The birthplace of pickle wars and chicken nugget hockey.
"Wayne Gretsky started his hockey career sweeping nuggets into the dustpan at McDonald's."
mcdonald's by Kris-10 April 27, 2005

ronald mcdonald 

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.
ronald mcdonald by Ffej August 3, 2003

McDonald's 

Where nobody wants to end up working.
Guy: *Sees D's and F's on his report card*
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!

Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.
McDonald's by somebody143 January 1, 2011