major tom

major tom is a heroin addict

that guy is a major tom

by my parents November 11, 2008

may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.

Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.

by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011

Majority Apparent

A group of people in a country that usually aren't representative of the majority, but are so loud and obnoxious when they voice their opinions that it becomes quite easy for someone to mistake them for the majority. They appear to be the majority because they are usually extremely angry when conversing about socio-political issues, and usually protest in very large groups as well. Despite the fact that they're extremely outspoken and annoying, they rarely influence any kind of significant change, much less a positive one.

Far left liberals, punk teenagers, socialists, anarchists, etc, are all part of the Majority Apparent.

by C-can January 23, 2004

Major Chubby

Mahogany, ebony, teak, woody, boner, hard-on, erection, stiffy, sport wood, pop up, Woodrow.

"I popped a Major Chubby in class the other day when she bent over. She wasn't wearing any panties!

by Ivanna October 10, 2003

D Major

D Major 1/2 step to DD cup

honey if you go from D Major to DD I will buy you a new dress.

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

major label

Corporate theives who get 10% of any artist's salary for "breakage"- a term that was once defined as records that would break (cars stolen, crashed etc) but now exists only in theory as cds dont break when a driver goes over a pot hole.

Major labels suck.

by qupert November 4, 2003

mahora

a short friend

person 1: who's that?
person2: Mahora, the short friend.

by Daddystafean July 20, 2020