The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I love Amy Martin
by july29 March 24, 2022
A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
by Jim brown eye March 02, 2016
hailing from cork, he is the current taoiseach (prime minister) of the republic of ireland.
he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
man 1: you see that guy walking straight into the door, despite it being open?
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
by ev.beanie February 20, 2021
A man with many things. A huge penis being one of them. He may be visually impaired but he is visually pleasing. Fraser Martin’s are often shy of shaving due to the constant attention they get for their rugged lumberbeard. Fuck me pls Fraser Martin x
by Bigcocklongboi November 07, 2020
by poggggggy June 23, 2021
Astra martin
The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!
Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!
The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!
Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!
by 123sm69 February 08, 2015
A Bitch that is the loneliest bus driver ever. She yells at kids for no reason. She only has one hobby being a bitch.
by Yourlocaljoemoma November 08, 2019