lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

laid out

when a girl is sucking your dick and you are about to cum pull out and stomp on her foot, then when she is hopping up and down in pain cum on the floor so she slips and eats shit

"I totally laid out yo mamma last night."

by koolaidkoolaid October 7, 2011

lardbeast

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.

That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.

by Kushboo June 30, 2010

laidler

one very sexy woman!

ooo i love you laidler

by RG July 4, 2003

lard lad

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

by Donky Puncher October 24, 2005

Lairholic

A person who compulsively lies about anything regardless of the significant of the topic ; a person who is addicted to fabricating stories..

The boy who cried wolf.

by Rose Maria Santiago December 15, 2003

Lard Arse

A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.

"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"

by FlOrEnCe ! ! ! ! ! July 21, 2008